Stupid Questions

Some 12 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends…

Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer: Don’t you know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed highheeled shoes steps on your feet…

Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer: No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia… why don’t you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask…

Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.

Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter…

Stupid Question: Is the “Chinese Chow mein” dish good??

Answer: No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.

5. At a family gettogether: When some distant aunt meets you after years…

Stupid Question: Aww diddums, you’ve become so big.

Answer: Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…

Stupid Question: Is the guy you’re marrying good?

Answer: No, he’s a miserable wifebeating, insensitive lout… it’s just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…

Stupid Question: Sorry. were you sleeping?

Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.
You thought I was sleeping… you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…

Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer: No, its autumn and I’m shedding…

9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…

Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?

Answer: No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks..

Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke.

Answer: Gosh, it’s a miracle… it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!

11. You are fishing and a guy asks…

Stupid Question: Are you fishing?

Answer: No,I was just drowning worms.

12. You’ve been living in a colony from the same time as your neighbour has been living but suddenly one day your neighbour asks you…

Stupid Question: Have you been living here all your life?

Answer: I don’t know… I haven’t died yet!

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