heres some pinoy jokes really so funny
(only to someone who understands tagalog)
JUAN JOKES
Juan and Pedro texting…Juan: Pedro, pare, last piso ko na ‘to. Papasa naman P2.00. May kailangan lang akong i-text.
Pedro: (message sent P2)
Juan: Thanks. Got it!
Pedro: Bobo! Huwag ka nang mag-reply. Last piso mo na yan.
Juan: K.
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Juan to Septic Tank Services [on the phone]
Juan: Hello. Magandang hapon. Kayo po yung sumisipsip ng tae?
STS: Opo, sir. Bakit po?
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Juan: Wala lang. Masarap ba?