Hello, My name is none of your business. I am suffering from seven rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, fear of being mauled by squirrels, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas with a potato growing out of her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send "his" email to $1000? How stupid are you? Ooooh, looky here, if I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll meet the girl (or guy) of my dreams tomorrow. What a bunch of junk. So basically, this message is directed to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil letter leprechauns will come into my house and write "I'm a moron" on my forehead in permanent marker in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by a knight of the round table and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower, and if it makes it to the year 2010, it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity.
If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards.
THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS:
Chain Letter Type 1:
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Make a wish...
No, really, go on and make one..
Oh please, they'll never go out with you.
No, I'm sorry, we're out of ponies at the time being.
Have you forgotten why you're scrolling yet?
STOP
Wasn't that fun? =)
Hope you made a great wish =) Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all, if you don't send this to 5,096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be kidnapped by ninja elves and thrown off a high building into a pile of manure. It's true because, THIS letter isn't like all of those fake ones; THIS one is TRUE. Really. Here's how it goes:
Send this to 1 person: One person will be annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and may form a plot on your life.
Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chain letter and will napalm your house.
Chain Letter Type 2:
Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Oh, and remember, we have absolutely no way of counting the emails sent and this is all a complete load of junk. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly. Thanks again!
Chain Letter Type 3:
Hi there. This chain letter has been in existance since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not as many sad email addicts with nothing better to do. So this is how it works: 1) Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you like:
Bizzare Horror Story 1 - Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Saturday. She had recently received this letter and ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a drainpipe in a flood of poop, and went flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty, she died too. This Could Happen To You!
Bizarre Horror Story 2 - Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in his mail and ignored it. Later that day, he was crushed by an anvil that was dropped by a plane that just happened to be flying directly above him. This Could Happen To You Too.
Remember, you could end up just like Pinsley and Bip. Just send this letter to all of your friends, and everything will be okay.
Chain Letter Type 4:
As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of your friends.
Blah, Blah, Blah,
Friends,
Blah, Blah, Blah.
A friend is not someone who sends you chain letters because he wants his wish of being rich to come true. Now pass this on. If you don't, no one will like you for as long as you live. I mean it, as long as you live.
The point being?
If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you friendless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.
Don't annoy people by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years, whose only chance of living is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this mail. Otherwise, you'll end up like Miranda. Right?
Now forward this to everyone you know, or you'll find all your socks missing tomorrow morning.
found at sugary sweet
actually i do agree with her.. im fed up with all those chain letters i've been receiving at my mail, chat and in friendster. i remember one time someone at yahoo messenger sent me this:
This is Yahoo President Anna Rubenecia, I am sorry to announce that Yahoo has reached its maximum number of accounts two million. If you would like to keep your account for free send this to everyone on your list.
This way we can know which accounts are being used and which accounts we can delete. Send this within 8 days and your account will remain free. Once again I am sincerely sorry that I have to do this. Please start sending.
Jay Russell, Yahoo Management kane & korn: WHOEVER DOESN'T SEND THIS MESSAGE YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DEACTIVATED AND IT WILL COST $10.00 A MONTH TO USE IT! TO SEND 2 EVERYONE ON YOUR LIST, RIGHT CLICK ON YOUR GROUP DO NOT DELETE
such an ignorant worthless piece of junk!! the hell when i recieve that i didnt even think twice if i should submit it or not... the last time i recieve that is without the "Jay Russell thing story" and some bastard add something to it.. see?!? and my friend believes it.. LOL! i ignore that junk and look i can still chat and my ym is still visible.
pfht!
ok enough haha!
look at this pixel room so cute! i designed it from here
my room at day
my room at night
p/s i want my room to be like that! haha
BRAIN BUSTERS
1) What question can a person ask all day long, always get completely different answers, and yet all the answers would be correct?
2) Which is better - an old one hundred dollar bill or a new one?
3) A baseball game was held, and the score was 1-0, yet not a single man crossed home plate. How is this possible?
4) What one-syllable word becomes a two-syllable word when you take two letters away?
5) What's a 14 letter word that repeats the same vowel six times?
6) What's an eight letter word with KST in the middle, in the beginning, and at the end?
7) If the plural of goose is geese, what's the plural of mongoose?
8) What makes more noise when it is dead than when it was alive?
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1) What time is it?
2) An old one hundred dollar bill is better than a new $1.
3) There were no men; only women.
4) Plague. If you take away the PL, you get ague (pronounced a'gyoo).
5) Indivisibility
6) Inkstand. KST is in the middle, IN is in the beginning, and AND is at the end.
7) Mongooses
8) A leaf.
(credits: sugary-sweet)
